Rumor: Beachcombers Planning 50th Anniversary Tour

• This photo courtesy of my "Beachcombers" high school band mate, Sandy Hechtman. Apparently, when I wasn't looking, someone stuck a cocktail in my hand.

• There seems to be a new mechanism in NYC taxi cabs that renders them inoperable unless the driver is using a cell phone.

• This mechanism also disables turn signals.

• On Madison Av. there are an alarming number of 90-year-old women who can barely walk but have the faces of 20-year-olds. Must be the water.

• Here in NYC, Hurricane Sandy has turned into Christmas for weenies. Anything you don't feel like doing you now have an excuse for.

• Is there any enterprise in the universe more useless than Radio Shack?